Editor's note: Occasionally we feature the actual sayings of Korbin Minotaur, a justice of the peace residing in an undisclosed jurisdiction in rural Utah, United States of America. Though these sayings are mere dictum, the wise will give them the force of law in their own lives.Quoth Minotaur:
"There be three remembrances of sensory experiences that are most heightened in the annals of my brains and heart.
"The first of these be the memory of Madge after she was accidentally soaked in tire wet. This was, above all, a feast for the nostrils.
"Second, there be the memory of the hairless armpits of many a friend, many an acquaintance.
"Lastly and third, there be the sweet remembrance, like unto me a puff of hickory smoke or the rubbing of a swath of familiar curduroy, of the sound of the word Goshute, uttered by me as I readeth aloud mine own history of the natives of this state."
